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Many people feel that the outdoors are over-rated. Are you one of those people? If so...
 
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My little paradise. Yeah, it's way better than the outdoors.








































Lots of people think that the sun is something to love. Don't be a fool. A ball of fire that keeps the earth bright and warm is deceptive. It can lead to skin cancer and the darkening of said skin. Way too risky to be exposed. Better to stay inside on the computer.






Getting excercise and having fun outdoors is lame and requires too much movement. Sitting in your comfy computer chair staring at a screen is much more rewarding. If only you had some food, right? Then life would be perfect.
 
 
This site tries to get you as close to perfect as possible with tips on how to waste time, games to play without actually playing, and ways to avoid going outdoors. Yes my friend, you are in good company.













































Please, waste your life on the computer!